PhoenixJ's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The happy bear]

Discrake isn't a word

Funny stuff, especially for improv. Good job

[SpriteTT#3:Earthbound]

The world can't have enough earthbound

Great collection, I do love Earthbound, so that kind of pushed my score of it up a bit.

PiGPEN responds:

So i was off on the road seeking revenge on my would-be killers had they been able to achieve their goals and i found myself in a field of...oh hold on!

[One Ring to Rule ThemAll3]

Losing faith

I'm starting to doubt your abilities, sorry. First off, if you let somebody else animate, at least get somebody that can animate well. Most scenes were passable, but the intro for the LoTR movie was just pitiful. The art was standard, lip synching was great. The humor is where I draw the line, though. All you used were recycled jokes with movie characters doing everyday activities. Yeah, funny the first two times. And come on, "Old Line Cinema"? You're really starting to lose it. It was poorly paced, after the first four scenes I began to wonder when it would end and if something interesting would happen. Sound was poor, recording quality has actually went DOWN since One Ring 2. Sock over microphone, not that hard. But then again, what is the point of leaving a review that actually critiques the movie when it will be flooded to page 3 by hordes of reviews calling you a genius that will never go down? There isn't any, really.
Your previous fan,
~PhoenixJ

[Legendary Tales 1-4]

Gah

You forgot the sauerkraut!
Other than short 3, I found this supremley unfunny. Come on, you can do better than this.

[Kerry + Edwards]

Heh

I am a demmie and I found that hysterical. Nice job.

[Robot89]

Hehehe

Heheh, what the hell was that? Hah, I love randomness. And my hand.....

[.::Splinter Cell::.]

Yeah!

Go RATM! Nice flash.

[Friends- The Puppet years]

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It reminds me of Potter Puppet Pals : )

[Grim Reaper 4]

While it is not as good as the February edition of the Grim Reaper, which might be the all time best, I still liked it. A